Insultingly stupid movie physics
Fun for any movie buff.
Fun for any movie buff.
I’m just happy there’s a site devoted to all those “that guys” out there.
I was able to find the Jaws script here, so it gets my vote.
These guys were spreading rumors about Hollywood movies when that Ain’t It Cool.com guy was still living with his parents (oh, wait…).
For a retelling of the Crusades, a time in history that by all accounts should be described as bloody and merciless, ‘Kingdom’ is evenhanded to a fault.
Surprisingly effective romantic comedy with Hugh Jackman at his most charming and Meg Ryan proving yet again why she has become the watermark against which all other female romantic leads are compared.
A tragic misstep for Liam Neeson, who is grossly miscast in this unwatchable attempt at a mob comedy.
I like Clint Eastwood. I like that he continues to make ponderous films that aren’t afraid to dissect the genres into which they fit so well.
Brad Pitt and a mis-cast of thousand drive a spear into Hollywood’s recent fascination with sword-and-sandal epics. Let’s hope they get ’em through the heel.
Action evil genius Luc Besson cranks out another above-average stunt-fest, this time directed by master Hong Kong choreographer Corey Yuen and starring British import Jason Statham in the Bruce Willis role as the titular courier. The movie’s stupid, but it knows that and it doesn’t mind. If you don’t either, go see it.
| ★★★★★ | Perfection |
| ★★★★☆ | Outstanding |
| ★★★☆★☆ | Excellent |
| ★★★☆☆ | Very good |
| ★★☆★☆☆ | Good |
| ★★☆☆☆ | OK |
| ★☆★☆☆☆ | Pretty Bad |
| ★☆☆☆☆ | Poor |
| ☆★☆☆☆☆ | Blech! |
| No Stars | Fail! |