All articles by David Kempler

The next great vacation spot devolves into loserville, in this documentary that is unable to evoke feelings of any sort from the audience.

Director Tom Six follows up his "Human Centipede" with a sequel, and to say it is torturous to watch is an understatement. However, while it is not as much fun as the original, it’s a must see for the depraved.

A drifter and a Japanese warrior unite in a post-apocalyptic world to go after the head of the mob in one of the most visually stunning pieces you will ever see.

High school student starts an underground newspaper in support of the nerds in this clever and mostly rewarding drama.

Professional wrestler, Triple H, turns to acting in this attempt to turn him into the next Rock. This rock didn’t roll enough.

Three young Mossad agents set off to bring a Nazi war criminal to justice. They fail. What follows afterward is messy, even if it is well-acted.

Bernie Madoff vs. whistleblowing crusader Harry Markopoulos in a battle royale. A fair fight, one-on-one, but Bernie had the system on his side.

Ned is an idiot with three sisters. He teaches them that being sweet and stupid is worthwhile, but it’s all of the characters beside Ned that make this work at all.

Indian-American young man can’t see that he is meant to be with the pretty American girl, instead choosing an arranged marriage in India. I wonder how it will turn out?

Miranda July’s near one-woman show needs help. She writes, directs, and stars in this pointless examination of a boring marriage, where neither has the right to look down at their partner.