Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Review
A pirate movie based on a Disney attraction is overblown to nearly epic proportions. Thankfully, Johnny Depp’s performance keeps things interesting.
A pirate movie based on a Disney attraction is overblown to nearly epic proportions. Thankfully, Johnny Depp’s performance keeps things interesting.
Joel Schumacher’s morality play – in which a sleazy publicist finds himself sniper bait in Manhattan’s last remaining phone booth – should have been a half hour Twilight Zone episode. Despite the Bronx-by-way-of-Dublin accent, Colin Farrell acquits himself well as the poor sap nailed to the cross-hairs.
A surprisingly well done ‘Alien’ rip-off, with one too many plot contrivances to make it stand out.
The true story of the Andrea Gail, a Gloucester fishing boat caught in the belly of a massive hurricane, is brought to the screen ably by Wolfgang Petersen and some thrilling special effects.
An effective, old-fashioned revolutionary epic with the standard, ham-fisted Hollywood cliches thrown in. Mel Gibson holds the film together with a sturdy performance as the title.
Mel Gibson’s misguided attempt to illustrate the graphic torture and death of Jesus without any of the redemption is a beautifully shot film with an insulting ‘I Told You So’ attitude.
Visual virtuoso David Fincher creates a Hitchcockian suspense thriller which, despite some obvious plot contrivances, maintains its claustrophobic intensity until the typically bombastic finale. Jodie Foster flexes her action heroine muscles to good effect along the way.
It’s possible that Alec Baldwin is tired of his wife being the only Oscar-winner in the family.
Robert Greenwald’s scathing demonization of Rupert Murdoch and, specifically, his Fox News Channel, is frighteningly one-sided, frighteningly frustrating and just plain frightening.
Director Alejandro Amenábar’s first American film takes the haunted house genre for a unique spin and almost sustains it thanks to Nicole Kidman’s stunningly layered performance.
| ★★★★★ | Perfection |
| ★★★★☆ | Outstanding |
| ★★★☆★☆ | Excellent |
| ★★★☆☆ | Very good |
| ★★☆★☆☆ | Good |
| ★★☆☆☆ | OK |
| ★☆★☆☆☆ | Pretty Bad |
| ★☆☆☆☆ | Poor |
| ☆★☆☆☆☆ | Blech! |
| No Stars | Fail! |