9 Fathers So Mean We Would Rather Drink Nails Than Spend Father’s Day With Them!
Forget about passing around the scotch to any of these dads on Father’s Day – they may hit you with the bottle before calling you a sissy.
Forget about passing around the scotch to any of these dads on Father’s Day – they may hit you with the bottle before calling you a sissy.
The new "SATC" movie scores too high on the histrionic scale, but it brings bigger laughs than the previous go-round.
A movie producer of artsy film is fast heading towards bankruptcy. I know I should have cared about the poor fellow, but I was more concerned about which candy bar to eat during the show.
An innocent bystander is struck by a stray bullet. Along with a group of misfits, he attempts to take revenge on the manufacturer of the bullet in this so-so slapstick-y French comedy.
It’s ancient Egypt, and the Christians and pagans are at each other’s throats. Some things never change.
This mildly diverting video game adaptation strives to be nothing more than exactly that. It’s both comforting in its predictability and depressing in its lack of ambition.
Not even in broad daylight would you want to tangle with these hard-hitting customers. Not if you wanted to get out alive.
Nobody promised that marriage was going to be easy, but for these folks it is more like a UFC fight to the death…without the benefit of counseling.
This SNL adaptation misses even the most obvious of opportunities. What’s left is as pieced together as one of its hero’s many "gadgets".
The true story of, get this, a loving, humanitarian Nazi. John Rabe was a man who, partly because of circumstance and partly because of strong character, saved 200,000 innocent lives. All hail the good-guy Nazi.
| ★★★★★ | Perfection |
| ★★★★☆ | Outstanding |
| ★★★☆★☆ | Excellent |
| ★★★☆☆ | Very good |
| ★★☆★☆☆ | Good |
| ★★☆☆☆ | OK |
| ★☆★☆☆☆ | Pretty Bad |
| ★☆☆☆☆ | Poor |
| ☆★☆☆☆☆ | Blech! |
| No Stars | Fail! |