Salt Review
Angelina Jolie’s half-baked actioner feels like it was unearthed from some pre-Iron Curtain time capsule. Maybe back then we would’ve bought the wildly improbable plot.
Angelina Jolie’s half-baked actioner feels like it was unearthed from some pre-Iron Curtain time capsule. Maybe back then we would’ve bought the wildly improbable plot.
A perfectly awful film has a perfect orchestral piece as its grand finale, and even if it is often unwatchable, the ending is so good that it’s worth it.
The traditional heist formula gets a head-spinning, flashy psychological upgrade.
It’s no "Aliens", but it does have an intriguing setup, good pace and a surprisingly action-ready Adrien Brody.
If Disney or the Grand Canyon doesn’t appeal to you then these destinations might get the blood flowing to the jugular. Just don’t stop and ask that guy waving the chainsaw for directions.
Hell on Earth is in the Ozarks in this dark and dank tale of a young lady’s fight to keep her family together.
Viral video of hysterically funny Winnebago salesman is turned into a full-length documentary. As usual, it would have been better to leave well enough alone.
Noisy, predictable, full of overdone special effects – there’s not much to recommend this big budget fantasy that Nicolas Cage both starred in and co-executive produced.
A fawning borefest which provides no insight into its talented subjects.
Steve Carrell lends his voice to this silly animated film which, while aimed at children, has enough substance to keep kids of all ages entertained. It doesn’t quite have the depth or finesse of a Pixar film, but when it comes to fun it’s a sure winner.
| ★★★★★ | Perfection |
| ★★★★☆ | Outstanding |
| ★★★☆★☆ | Excellent |
| ★★★☆☆ | Very good |
| ★★☆★☆☆ | Good |
| ★★☆☆☆ | OK |
| ★☆★☆☆☆ | Pretty Bad |
| ★☆☆☆☆ | Poor |
| ☆★☆☆☆☆ | Blech! |
| No Stars | Fail! |