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This humorless graphic novel adaptation may not necessarily appeal to general audiences, but genre fans will enjoy themselves.
This humorless graphic novel adaptation may not necessarily appeal to general audiences, but genre fans will enjoy themselves.
From its confusing and undisciplined beginning to its mess of an ending, this Nicholas Cage flick results in some entertaining sequences coupled with a fair amount of confusion and several disappointed expectations.
Wes Craven’s so-called "return to movie-making" is a disappointing, muddled mess.
This tepid entry in the "evil child" horror subgenre goes for cheap auditory jolts and easy gross-outs rather than exploring the more promising aspects of its premise.
Well-crafted thriller (sadly marketed as a horror movie) takes a potentially absurd premise (and terrible title) and builds suspense and sentiment with surprisingly satisfying results.
This reboot of the other deadly fish franchise doesn’t feature any particularly sophisticated storytelling, but it does have excessive gore, rampant nudity, and at times cartoonish special effects. So it’s got that going for it.
The makers of this franchise reboot had the opportunity to strip the story down to its original components, explore what made it a compelling tale in the first place, and restore Freddy Kruger to his rightful place in our darkest dreams. That opportunity is sadly squandered.
Solid updating of George Romero’s 1973 horror movie about a small town infected by a biological agent.
Cleverly written and simply shot, this movie about college kids trapped on a ski lift is not for the faint of heart, but fans of horror and suspense are likely to have a pretty good time.
An archangel rebels against God’s plan and falls to Earth – stirring up an unholy mess of a film and squandering an unexpected mix of dedicated actors.
| ★★★★★ | Perfection |
| ★★★★☆ | Outstanding |
| ★★★☆★☆ | Excellent |
| ★★★☆☆ | Very good |
| ★★☆★☆☆ | Good |
| ★★☆☆☆ | OK |
| ★☆★☆☆☆ | Pretty Bad |
| ★☆☆☆☆ | Poor |
| ☆★☆☆☆☆ | Blech! |
| No Stars | Fail! |