Gangs of New York
Somewhere in this overblown mess there is a brilliant Martin Scorsese movie waiting to be found. Daniel Day-Lewis’ enthralling performance would be a part of it.
Somewhere in this overblown mess there is a brilliant Martin Scorsese movie waiting to be found. Daniel Day-Lewis’ enthralling performance would be a part of it.
All manner of Star Trek lore is lovingly, and often hysterically, skewered as the crew of the NSEA Protector is mistaken by aliens for the characters they played on TV.
By paying extraordinary attention to recreating the gritty street life of the time, the Hughes brothers create a retelling of the Jack the Ripper story that is clinically striking but emotionally bereft.
Unflinchingly earnest performances by Dennis Quaid and Jim Caviezel help to propel this story of a son and his long-dead father reunited by a cosmic event towards its syrupy sweet finale.
Pop culture goes horribly awry in this dull hack-job which sets the plight of trekkies back decades.
The psychos from the "Nightmare on Elm Street" and "Friday the 13th" movies come together to figure out what happens when an irresistible force meets and unkillable object. Pretty much exactly what you think.
Bill Paxton’s directorial debut is a competently creepy paranormal thriller no doubt inspired by one too many ‘X-files’ episodes. And like the worst of that series, the film falls into the trap of explaining and withholding the wrong information for the sake of thrills.
Julianne Moore delivers a far better performance than is deserved by this frustratingly ridiculous child abduction thriller which plays like a longer but less-satisfying “X-files” episode.
Interesting take on the inspiration for J.M. Barrie’s “Peter Pan” features sturdy performances from Johnny Depp, Kate Winslet and newcomer Freddie Highmore, but the storytelling is too lazy to conjure up any much-needed magic.
Once again, the team at Pixar proves that the freshest, most entertaining films coming out of Hollywood today are the animated kind. Though geared a little more towards the kids than usual, the aquatic visuals are stunning and Albert Brooks and Ellen DeGeneres give performances far exceeding anything they’ve done in the flesh.
| ★★★★★ | Perfection |
| ★★★★☆ | Outstanding |
| ★★★☆★☆ | Excellent |
| ★★★☆☆ | Very good |
| ★★☆★☆☆ | Good |
| ★★☆☆☆ | OK |
| ★☆★☆☆☆ | Pretty Bad |
| ★☆☆☆☆ | Poor |
| ☆★☆☆☆☆ | Blech! |
| No Stars | Fail! |