The Island
Relentlessly stupid clone thriller is a new low for both director Michael Bay and the art of blatant product placement.
Relentlessly stupid clone thriller is a new low for both director Michael Bay and the art of blatant product placement.
Tim Burton’s ill-advised remake of the 1971 classic features the first poor performance by Johnny Depp in recent memory.
This persistently fascinating if slightly over-long fairytale is propelled by the seemingly boundless imagination of writer-director Hayao Miyazaki.
Lack of interest in the main characters finding love should be a curse for a romantic comedy, but an energetic supporting performance from Kevin James nearly makes this star trip worth it.
Despite the questionable casting, saggy script and subpar special effects, this jovial adaptation of the Marvel Comics foursome is a jolly good time.
The rise of the Los Angeles dance phenomenon ‘krumping’ is chronicled in David LaChapelle’s exhilarating documentary.
By now Steven Spielberg could make a blockbuster alien invasion movie in his sleep. This time, I think he finally did.
Romantic comedy wizards Nora and Delia Ephron have a few tricks up their sleeve in this clever remake of the 60s sitcom.
George A. Romero’s fourth installment of his zombie horror franchise still has plenty of bite.
Director Luc Jacquet’s labored anthropomorphization of Emperor Penguins is essentially a children’s movie disguised as a documentary.
| ★★★★★ | Perfection |
| ★★★★☆ | Outstanding |
| ★★★☆★☆ | Excellent |
| ★★★☆☆ | Very good |
| ★★☆★☆☆ | Good |
| ★★☆☆☆ | OK |
| ★☆★☆☆☆ | Pretty Bad |
| ★☆☆☆☆ | Poor |
| ☆★☆☆☆☆ | Blech! |
| No Stars | Fail! |